u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
I was just in the parking lot when a young girl almost hit me with her bicycle and without thinking, I just said “Whoah there friend, you might need to slow down.”
AND THIS GIRL JUST TURNED WHITE AS A SHEET AND PEDALED AWAY SO FAST. I EITHER CAME OFF AS A CREEP OR SHE WATCHED DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED LMAO
Gajeel is a pimp…
And then we might get a GajeelXLevy moment…
CAN I ADD MOAR?!?!?!!
This needs to happen in the next few chapters…
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
If I could, I would live in Canada.
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
i feel like such a geek understanding this joke
sit down kid literally everyone gets it
talk dirty to me
TOO MUCH DIRTY
Coldest Star Found—No Hotter Than Fresh Coffee
According to a new study, a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
Dubbed CFBDSIR 1458 10b, the star is what’s called a brown dwarf. These oddball objects are often called failed stars, because they have starlike heat and chemical properties but don’t have enough mass for the crush of gravity to ignite nuclear fusion at their cores.
With surface temperatures hovering around 206 degrees F (97 degrees C), the newfound star is the coldest brown dwarf seen to date.
I’m gonna…I’m gonna touch it..
What if I just- put my hand-
I mean you’d still sear off your flesh but you’d survive.
This kid was offering a hot towel to Robert Downey Jr. And Robert just threw it over his shoulder and it hit Chris Evans who was standing behind him
He’s still a hiccup
I FREAKING NEEDED THIS GIF FROM THE MOMENT I SAW THE MOVIE I MEAN VALKA IS JUST LIKE RUNNING EFFORTLESSLY OVER THE ROCKS AND HICCUP IS FALLING DOWN THEM AND SCRAMBLING UP TO KEEP PACE WITH HER JUST WHAT A DORK
I like how Toothless is there to stop Hiccup from falling on more than one occasion (ending of HTTYD, GOTNF) and here he’s just like “up you go my silly uncoordinated human we don’t have all day for this, damn your booty’s getting heavy man”
Okay but can we please just appreciate this clip
think about it
someone animated that